二月二十五日二零零七年 之 人与猪的方程式

猪年快乐

人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +上班 + 玩 ,
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉 ,
Pigs = eat + sleep

代入 :人 = 猪 + 上班 + 玩 ,
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy

即 :人 - 玩 = 猪 + 上班 .
if, Human – enjoy = Pigs + work

结论 :不懂玩的人 = 会上班的猪
in other words, Human who don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

男人 = 吃饭 + 睡觉 + 挣钱
Men = eat + sleep + earn money

猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉
As, Pigs = eat + sleep

男人 = 猪 + 挣钱
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money

猪 = 男人 - 挣钱
if Men – earn money = Pigs

所以男人不挣钱等于猪
in other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs

女人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 + 花钱。
Women = eat + sleep + spend

猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉。
Pigs = eat + sleep

代入上式得： 女人= 猪 + 花钱。
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend

移项得：女人 - 花钱 = 猪。
if, Women – spend = Pigs

结论：女人不花钱的都是猪
In other words, Women that don't spend = Pigs

综上： 男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！
Summary: Men earn money so women don't become pigs!

女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！
Women spend so that men don't become pigs!

男人 + 女人 = 两头猪
Men + Women = 2 Pigs

猪天下的猪们快乐 ^_^
Wish all the pigs happy forever ^_^.